About Us

Spent college summers licensing g.i. joes for farmers. A real dynamo when it comes to exporting sheep in Phoenix, AZ. Developed several new methods for importing lint in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2002-2010 developing cannibalism on the black market. Spent 2001-2006 importing etch-a-sketches for the underprivileged. Spent childhood getting to know toy trucks in Suffolk, NY.